Anxiety is the scariest monster on the block.
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Director - Tessa Greenberg, Kevin Etherson
Featuring - Michael Cruz Kayne, Tessa Greenberg, Nate Dern, Robyn Neilsen, Lindsay Taylor, Julian O'Neill, Tom Capps
Director of Photography - Phillip Russell
Editor - Rachele Volpe, Tessa Greenberg
Visual Effects - Mack Williams
Producer - Tom Capps
Art Director - Rachele Volpe
Gaffer - Steven Napolitano
Grip and Electric - Jeff Augustin
Camera Operator - Charlie DesJardin
1st AC - Emily DeBlasi
Audio Playback - Mack Williams
MUSIC CREDITS:
Lyrics - Michael Cruz Kayne
Music - Tessa Greenberg
Song Mixing - Joseph Colmanero
Vocals - Michael Cruz Kayne, Tessa Greenberg, Nate Dern
Concept - Rachele Volpe
Stock Images:
KUCO / Shutterstock.com
Executive Producer - Todd Bieber
Executive Producer - Julie Gomez
Executive Producer - Nathan Russell
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The Backyard is Tom Capps, Kevin Etherson, Tessa Greenberg, Michael Cruz Kayne, Matt Rubano, Rachele Volpe, and Mack Williams.
LYRICS:
I was walking through the dark late one night
When up from my mind sprung such a fright
Not a specter or ghoul or a dagger or gun
But wondering if I got married too young?
The anxiety two-step is my personal dance
My neighbor’s not married and he dates models from France
I take a step to the left and a step to the right
And then I cry in the fetal position all night
There’s a horrible monster and I am his mom
And he’s making our den look just like Vietnam
Am I feeding him wrong? Does he have ADD?
All the parenting books are always yelling at me!
The anxiety two-step is a dance that’s all mine
Try to rest for a minute but I don’t have the time
I step to the left and I step to the right
And I cry in the fetal position all night
There’s a bump in the night but its cause isn’t simple
Is this lump on my junk a wart or a pimple?
I think I’ve been safe but you just never know
What horrors attend in the dark down below
(heavy breathing)
Oh god, why did I have children?
Oh no, Oh dear.
I checked Web MD
What a shitty kid. There! I said it!
(Crying)
When I feel a little panic
I just go into the attic
Where I hide my stash of Xanax
Oh no I’m out !
The anxiety-two step is my dance all the time
How come everyone’s life is so much better than mine?
Take a step to the left and a step to the right
Then you cry in the fetal position all night
(Crying)
This is terrible
Somebody kill me now
I know what it is, it's a wart
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Check out more videos from The Backyard: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvMZxK22whItlZha_Y8mAwvofvR91BJWp
Download the song: http://thebackyarducb.bandcamp.com/releases
Director - Tessa Greenberg, Kevin Etherson
Featuring - Michael Cruz Kayne, Tessa Greenberg, Nate Dern, Robyn Neilsen, Lindsay Taylor, Julian O'Neill, Tom Capps
Director of Photography - Phillip Russell
Editor - Rachele Volpe, Tessa Greenberg
Visual Effects - Mack Williams
Producer - Tom Capps
Art Director - Rachele Volpe
Gaffer - Steven Napolitano
Grip and Electric - Jeff Augustin
Camera Operator - Charlie DesJardin
1st AC - Emily DeBlasi
Audio Playback - Mack Williams
MUSIC CREDITS:
Lyrics - Michael Cruz Kayne
Music - Tessa Greenberg
Song Mixing - Joseph Colmanero
Vocals - Michael Cruz Kayne, Tessa Greenberg, Nate Dern
Concept - Rachele Volpe
Stock Images:
KUCO / Shutterstock.com
Executive Producer - Todd Bieber
Executive Producer - Julie Gomez
Executive Producer - Nathan Russell
Brought to you by UCB Comedy.
http://www.twitter.com/ucbcomedy
http://www.facebook.com/ucbcomedy
The Backyard is Tom Capps, Kevin Etherson, Tessa Greenberg, Michael Cruz Kayne, Matt Rubano, Rachele Volpe, and Mack Williams.
LYRICS:
I was walking through the dark late one night
When up from my mind sprung such a fright
Not a specter or ghoul or a dagger or gun
But wondering if I got married too young?
The anxiety two-step is my personal dance
My neighbor’s not married and he dates models from France
I take a step to the left and a step to the right
And then I cry in the fetal position all night
There’s a horrible monster and I am his mom
And he’s making our den look just like Vietnam
Am I feeding him wrong? Does he have ADD?
All the parenting books are always yelling at me!
The anxiety two-step is a dance that’s all mine
Try to rest for a minute but I don’t have the time
I step to the left and I step to the right
And I cry in the fetal position all night
There’s a bump in the night but its cause isn’t simple
Is this lump on my junk a wart or a pimple?
I think I’ve been safe but you just never know
What horrors attend in the dark down below
(heavy breathing)
Oh god, why did I have children?
Oh no, Oh dear.
I checked Web MD
What a shitty kid. There! I said it!
(Crying)
When I feel a little panic
I just go into the attic
Where I hide my stash of Xanax
Oh no I’m out !
The anxiety-two step is my dance all the time
How come everyone’s life is so much better than mine?
Take a step to the left and a step to the right
Then you cry in the fetal position all night
(Crying)
This is terrible
Somebody kill me now
I know what it is, it's a wart
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