IE Food court musical

Pour cette mission 16 agents d'Improv Everywhere interprètent une comédie musicale spontanée dans un fast-food à Los Angeles. La direction du centre commercial leur avait laissé accès à la sono et aux glaces sans tain pour filmer. Aucun employé n'était au courant de ce qui allait se passer. On reconnait Charlie Todd, le fondateur d'Improv Everywhere, qui tend une serviette à la serveuse à la fin.

Voici la transcription de la chanson:
“CAN I GET A NAPKIN (PLEASE)”
BY SCOTT BROWN & ANTHONY KING

LIMONADE SPILT ACROSS THE COUNTERTOP
THERE'S ICE AND LEMONS EVERYWHERE NOW
I GOTTA CLEAN IT UP!
CAN I GET A NAPKIN PLEASE?
I'M GONNA NEED SOME JUST LIKE THESE
I'VE GOT THREE OR FOUR
BUT I MIGHT NEED MORE
CAN I GET A NAPKIN PLEASE?!

Aw man!
CAN I GET A NAPKIN TOO, BY CHANCE?
I HAVE SPILLED SOME MUSTARD ON MY PANTS
WHAT A PAIN!
IT’S A SHAME!
THIS IS PROBABLY GONNA STAIN
IF I DON’T GET A NAPKIN

WE BOTH NEED NAPKINS THAT'S A FACT

That's true!
IT'S NAPKINS THAT WE LACK

WE’RE AGREED
WE’RE IN NEED

ON OUR KNEES WE HUMBLY PLEAD

CAN WE GET A NAPKIN PLEASE!
CAN I GET A NAPKIN PLEASE?
I PROMISE THAT I’M NOT WASTING TREES

I’LL TAKE ONE FROM YOU

AND THAT HOT GIRL TOO

CAN I GET A NAPKIN PLEASE?

I need a napkin!
I’VE GOT AN INFANT IN MY ARMS
AND I DON’T MEAN TO CAUSE ALARM
SHE JUST HURLED
ON MY PEARLS
SHE’S MY DARLING LITTLE GIRL
BUT CAN I GET A NAPKIN?

I’M THE JANITOR
THE WORKING MAN YOU ALL IGNORE
SWEEPING UP THIS DIRTY FLOOR
BOY, MY LEFT FOOT SURE IS SORE
AND I
JUST WANT A CHANCE
TO SHOW THE WORLD
THAT I CAN DANCE

CAN WE NEED A NAPKIN?

What’s goin’ on here?

We need more napkins!

I’m on it.
GET ME SOME NAPKINS UP HERE STAT
THE UPPER FOOD COURT’S WHERE I’M AT
LISTEN UP
GIRLS AND GUYS
I AM AUTHORIZED
TO SEARCH YOU FOR NAPKINS

CAN WE GET A NAPKIN PLEASE?
WE PROMISE WE’RE NOT WASTING
TREES
TREES! TREES!

THIS CASHIER
RIGHT HERE
NEEDS ASSISTANCE, THAT IS CLEAR
CAN SHE GET A NAPKIN...

Here’s a napkin.

PLEASE!