SS-13 - FTL13 (Unofficial): The Christening of New Beaumont

Note: Technically, because I had Discord open on the other monitor, I was violating a rule of the official servers (metacomms). However, this was NOT the official server, and the server owner's only listed rule was 'don't be a dick' - IC-in-OOC (and vice versa) rules and such were not in effect.

Yes, I know christening is generally done with champagne. We didn't have champagne, so I went with Dutch courage.