VVVVVV | Part 1 | NEVERENDING LOOP OF DEATH!

Join yang as he LOOSES HIS EVER BLOOMING MIND TRYING TO BEAT A SIMPLE STUPID PLATFORMER GAME BUT HE CAN'T BECAUSE HE SUCKS DONG AT PLATFORMER GAMES SO HIS BRAIN STARTS MELTING OUT OF HIS EARS LIKE THE PUDDING CUSTARD-FILLED UNIVERSE BEFOREHIMAS HE CONTIMPLATES WHAT HE IS DOING WITH HIS LIFE AND HOW HE GOT TO THIS POINT IN HIS LIFE, FOLLOWED BY THE QUESTIONS "WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS" AND "WHAT KIND OF ETERNAL PURGATORY AM I IN?"