Comedy (2007) 84 minutes ~ Color
In a town called Normal, California, the population is dropping....fast. That's because someone's, well, 'making a killing'. How much would you pay to get rid of someone? And who would you hire to do it? Meet Gwen, housewife-turned serial killer/hit person-for-hire. Her husband Carl is on drugs, he's lost his job, and, desperate for cash, Gwen's unsuccessful attempts at finding a job force her to start a very unusual home business. She teams up with Crusher, a fanatical car-wrecking yard owner, and they find a niche in getting rid of people who make life miserable. And they are not at a loss for customers who are all willing to pay high prices for discreet disposal of people they want out of their lives. Looks like life in Normal, California, isn't so normal after all. Horror/SciFi novelist Lia Scott Price directs and self-produced this quirky dark comedy.
Director: Lia Scott Price
Writer: Lia Scott Price
Stars: Joey Ditomo, Miles Eastham, Scott Edgecumbe
In a town called Normal, California, the population is dropping....fast. That's because someone's, well, 'making a killing'. How much would you pay to get rid of someone? And who would you hire to do it? Meet Gwen, housewife-turned serial killer/hit person-for-hire. Her husband Carl is on drugs, he's lost his job, and, desperate for cash, Gwen's unsuccessful attempts at finding a job force her to start a very unusual home business. She teams up with Crusher, a fanatical car-wrecking yard owner, and they find a niche in getting rid of people who make life miserable. And they are not at a loss for customers who are all willing to pay high prices for discreet disposal of people they want out of their lives. Looks like life in Normal, California, isn't so normal after all. Horror/SciFi novelist Lia Scott Price directs and self-produced this quirky dark comedy.
Director: Lia Scott Price
Writer: Lia Scott Price
Stars: Joey Ditomo, Miles Eastham, Scott Edgecumbe
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00:00My clients come from all walks of life.
00:04This is an untapped market.
00:07Life is never normal anyway.
00:10I do what no one else does around here, or wants to do.
00:16Sometimes I have dreams about what my life as a serial killer would be, now that my business is thriving.
00:23Welcome to my daytime talk show.
00:26Today's topic, murder on a budget.
00:31People from all over the world ask me to do their dirty work.
00:37All expenses paid, of course.
00:40Think about it. Our jails are overcrowded. Our police are overworked.
00:46So why not hire us to do your dirty work?
00:52You can purchase your own serial killer kit.
00:57We've got beginning, intermediate, and deluxe professional edition.
01:03So, it comes with your standard axe, your standard sledgehammer, and our very own crusher ink.
01:12The finest disposal service normal California has to offer.
01:17So call us now. Numbers on your screen.
01:22Your ideas and your dreams.
01:25Franchise possibilities are endless.
01:28Yes. Franchise possibilities.