Breaking News: Being Fat Sucks
- 17 years ago
Watching Sally Struthers graze the plains of Africa like a water buffalo forced an alarming revelation from The Daily Idea's Jason Falls. "I'm fat, Dawg!" He said from the buffet line at Slimy Slims Pork Fritters and Oyster Bar. And only Jason Falls can inspire people to loose weight by suffering through relentless fat jokes.