• 9 years ago
Spiderman, Spiderman
Wants to drink a black & tan
Grab a plane, any size
Holds on tight with meaty thighs
Look out!
Here comes the Spiderman

Can he fly? Sure, why not?
Loves to watch Michael Scott
Save the girl, catch a crook
With his trusty grappling hook
Oh gosh!
That's the Spiderman

On the top of a train
He'll grab lots of cars
Just to save Mary Jane
Then he'll hit up the bars

Spiderman, Spiderman
Highway manslaughter Spiderman
There's a cop, now he's dead
He got Spidey'd in the head
Look out!
Spiderman's a dick!

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