Dazed and Confused || A Wisdom Teeth and Bad Trip Fails Compilation by FailArmy
Whether for recreational use or to ease the pain of a surgery, meds can have some weird side effects. Here is our collection of strange trips, wisdom teeth fails and dazed and confused partiers. Got a strange trip story or a favorite clip?
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00:00Woo!
00:02Ha ha!
00:04Oh my god.
00:06Savannah, what are you doing? Put your foot down.
00:08No.
00:14It'll be okay.
00:16Do you want to hear what happened to me?
00:18Yeah, what happened to you?
00:20I'm not
00:22I'm not telling by uniforms.
00:24Well, I mean, there might
00:26have been one there, but
00:28um...
00:32Why do you want to go to Disneyland?
00:34I want to ride
00:36my bike here.
00:38You just had your wisdom teeth out.
00:40I'm not wise anymore.
00:42Oh, honey.
00:44I can't eat anymore.
00:46Yes, you can. There's just four.
00:48Yeah.
00:50That's six more than two.
00:54No, that's two more than two.
00:56Okay.
00:58Oh, shit. No, wait, wait.
01:02Okay.
01:04I think I got it.
01:06It's a mirror.
01:10Cameron.
01:12Cameron, we gotta go in the house.
01:14We're gonna get in the house, and we're gonna do it in style.
01:16Shit, we gonna do some ninja shit.
01:18Watch this shit right here.
01:20Is that it?
01:22Cameron, get that off.
01:26No, they're not doing
01:28my surgery.
01:30Why is Eric here?
01:32Eric's not here.
01:34He's standing right there, and he's laughing at me.
01:36There's no Eric.
01:38Eric's on the road.
01:40He's there.
01:42He's not here.
01:44He just jumped out the freaking window.
01:46Is he okay?
01:48Eric's fine.
01:50What about Captain America?
01:52We're gonna get married.
01:54You and Captain America?
01:56Yeah.
01:58Okay, am I invited?
02:00No.
02:02Oh, I don't want anybody there.
02:04You don't want anyone?
02:06I just want me and him.
02:08I just want me and him.
02:10I just want me and him.
02:12I just want me and him.
02:14I just want me and him.
02:16I just want me and him.
02:18I just want me and him.
02:20I don't have a tongue anymore.
02:22What am I supposed to do?
02:24What do you need your tongue for?
02:26To kiss!
02:44I can feel it.
02:46What am I doing here?
02:48So I can't just sit and kiss while I'm not here.
02:52Just kiss.
02:54Grr.
02:56Grr.
02:58Grr.
03:00Hang on, one more.
03:02Grrr.
03:04Next day you're gonna go sleep for four to six hours.
03:06I don't think we'll be going to a movie tonight, sweetie.
03:08Are you gonna take a family out today?
03:10Are you gonna take a family out today?
03:12I left a skeleton in your front room.
03:19I did too.
03:20Like, how are you even alive today?
03:42This is...
03:52I can't.
03:58The Napoli X...
04:01Moose.
04:03What?
04:04What'd they kill a moose?
04:06What, when they kill a moose?
04:09It's not a moose, they didn't kill a moose, honey.
04:14They killed a moose and they want me to eat it.
04:20Honey, it's not a moose, that's just the name of the ice cream.
04:23It's right there.
04:24I know.
04:29How are you feeling?
04:31My butthole hurts.
04:35Listen.
04:42Who are you going to send this to?
05:05Don't.
05:08Look at those flags over there on that building.
05:11They look good when they're wooing in the windy.
05:17Yeah.
05:18Honey, I'll get you some-
05:20I'm leaking again and I don't know what it means.
05:22It's just the medicine, baby.
05:24Does this leakage, does it build the ocean?
05:29No, baby.
05:30What builds the ocean? Who built the ocean?
05:34Oh my God.
05:36Hey.
05:38What the hell?
05:40John, no, no.
05:42What is that?
05:43It's the river.
05:45What the hell is the river?
05:49Water.
05:50Oh my God.
05:51Are we in the water right now?
05:53No, we're over the water.
05:55We're walking on water now?
06:00It's going to be a good time.
06:03It's going to be a good time.