Serial pooper gives New Mexico man the $hits

A New Mexico homeowner has been getting the $hits with an uncouth jogger who continually takes a crap on his house along her running route. The homeowner, initially suspected the feces to be animal, but when the pattern continued to repeat, he investigated further. Upon viewing local closed circuit tv footage, the homeowner discovered the serial pooper was not a naughty dog - but a female jogger! The jogger appeared to have a regular route past the alley beside the man's house. On the footage the jogger is seen running into the alley, dropping her pants - and a load - and running off again. The man told local media he was not going to report the woman to the police - just yet. First he would try some homegrown activism and plans to hose her down and yell "bad human" next time she dares defecate on his property.

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