A wank a day keeps the doctor away

  • 9 years ago
New research from the land down under is out to quantify the merits of regular masturbation. The two Australian scientists believe a wank a day will keep the doctor away.

Don't be shy, everyone does it, even babies in the womb. All mammals do it too.According to the researchers, 94% of men and 85% of women admit to testing their waters. But we think some of y'all aren't 'fessin up to the truth.

The 2 Aussie academics say it prevents urinary and cervical issues in women, and it may release toxins in the prostate preventing cancer for men.

Of course it helps prevent depression by making you happy, and helps to reduces stress as well..."

Of course, I don't think you'll need a group of lab-coated scholars to entice you to rub one out, but of you get caught making knuckle children, just say you were spanking it in the name of good health!

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