Cats Being Jerks Video Compilation || FailArmy
For every cute internet cat, there's 5 more being assholes. Whether they're knocking shit over or attacking you for no reason, cats have proven that they are real jerks sometimes. Enjoy this cats being jerks compilation and make sure to keep an eye on your cat... Enjoy, soldiers and as always, SALUTE!
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00:00 This fucking pussy is crazy!
00:02 *Squeak*
00:02 *Laughter*
00:04 *Squeak*
00:05 *Laughter*
00:05 *Cat meows*
00:08 *Cat growling*
00:14 Let's watch a little recall kitty.
00:16 Oh, come on kitty.
00:18 I got money in the bag!
00:22 Shawty, what you think?
00:24 *Suspense music*
00:32 *Squeak*
00:34 *Squeak*
00:34 *Laughter*
00:43 *Cat meows*
00:47 *Cat growling*
00:49 *Cat meows*
00:59 You need to be a real rat to do that.
01:01 *Speaking in Swedish*
01:04 Get out of my area!
01:06 Oh my god, a pain in the face!
01:09 *Laughter*
01:11 *Laughter*
01:13 Oh!
01:16 Wee!
01:18 *Laughter*
01:22 Uh oh, what happened?
01:29 Come on Bo, it's okay.
01:39 Come on, come on down past the kitty.
01:41 Come on!
01:43 Come on Bo!
01:45 Come on!
01:46 You can get past that kitty.
01:48 Come on boy.
01:50 Come on Bo.
01:52 *Music*
01:56 *Laughter*
02:03 *Cat growling*
02:07 *Cat growling*
02:13 *Cat growling*
02:17 Jasmine.
02:19 *Cat growling*
02:21 *Music*
02:35 *Laughter*
02:37 Go over there!
02:40 *Laughter*
02:45 Oh, shh.
02:49 *Laughter*
02:52 *Laughter*
03:03 Ender, what?
03:09 *Indistinct chatter*
03:11 Oh yeah, cheers.
03:14 You know if John went into B or Jesse, it's gonna get some sun.
03:17 *Screams*
03:19 *Laughter*
03:25 Oh!
03:27 That was cool!
03:29 Can you not?
03:35 I decided to get rid of my lovely cat.
03:38 He loves to play.
03:40 I think he's teething.
03:42 Ow!
03:44 Stop it!
03:46 He's very loving.
03:48 And kind.
03:50 I'm saying nice things about you.
03:52 Go away.
03:54 *Music*
03:58 *Cat growling*
04:01 *Music*
04:03 Billy, what are you doing?
04:08 What are you doing?
04:10 Hey.
04:12 *Music*
04:22 You fucking asshole, get off!
04:24 God damn you cat!
04:28 Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty.
04:30 There we go.
04:32 Look, this is not right.
04:34 This is not right.
04:36 I've never seen him do that.
04:38 Are you scared of him?
04:40 I'm scared of him when he attacks.
04:42 Ah!
04:50 See, he bit.
04:52 *Laughter*
04:54 *Laughter*
04:56 Is that normal?
05:00 Yeah.
05:02 That's what Oprah said.
05:04 Oh, see, he's biting.
05:06 He really is biting.
05:08 He's biting my scalp right now.
05:10 I am serious.
05:12 His teeth are in my scalp.
05:14 Come on, Fenway, show him how it's done.
05:16 Come on, girl.
05:18 Come on.
05:20 Come on, Bo.
05:22 Come on, Bo.
05:24 Come on.
05:26 *Laughter*
05:30 *Music*
05:44 I ate his mum.
05:46 Some fish.
05:48 *Music*
06:00 No, no, no, no, no!
06:02 No, no, no, no!
06:04 No, eh?
06:06 *Music*
06:12 No!
06:14 *Music*
06:28 *Music*
06:52 *Laughter*
07:04 Five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!
07:18 *Laughter*
07:20 *Music*
07:36 Do you want me?
07:38 Eh?
07:40 Do you want?
07:42 Oh!
07:44 *Music*
07:50 Crawl into my chair to get up there.
07:52 *Laughter*
07:54 Knock that shit right off.
07:56 I know you want to.
07:58 Look it, it's right there.
08:00 Look it, just, just, just.
08:02 No, no, the other way.
08:04 Yeah, there you go.
08:06 Fucking dickhead.
08:08 I'm not sure if it's worth it for the video.
08:10 Thank.
08:12 *Laughter*
08:14 *Music*