Hipster Pets Episode 1 - Coffee - video Dailymotion

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These pets totally live the hipster lifestyle. Subscribe to The Pet Collective: http://full.sc/HbM62v Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/thepetcollective Twitter: https://twitter.com/petcollectiveTV Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/petcollectivetv/ Google+: gplus.to/thepetcollective  Hipster Dog and Barista Bunny spend all day in a coffee shop struggling not to go "mainstream".   Cast: John Borges, Brittni Brown, Matt Pagourgis, Alison Womby Segment Producer: John Borges Associate Producer: Matt Pagourgis

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00:00I'm kind of over sniffing butts. Like, I was doing it before anybody knew about it.

00:06But now all the butts just smell super mainstream.

00:22Is that your human?

00:25Ugh, yeah.

00:27You know he wanted to go get coffee at the mall?

00:30Lame.

00:31Now you know what I deal with every day.

00:33He's like, I've never heard of this place, and I'm like, that's why it's great.

00:38Look, he's trying to talk to a girl.

00:41Excuse me, um, do you have the Wi-Fi password?

00:43Oh god, he is so embarrassing.

00:46What a pathetic display of unfortunate normalcy.

00:49Okay, this is too much work.

00:54I'm colorblind, and I'm pretty sure this requires thumbs.

00:58Isn't there an app on your phone that will just do it for you?

01:03Are you going with the Fairtrade's Matcha Blend?

01:05I can't really deal with coffee right now.

01:07Yeah, I'm not really into coffee either.

01:10Like, everybody drinks it, so nobody should drink it, you know?

01:13I was just thinking that before you even said it.

01:16Do you think we've been here too long?

01:18I mean, you're literally shaking.

01:20They had gluten-free carrot cake, but they weren't sure if the icing was vegan.

01:25Besides, I have to fit into my skinny jeans tonight.

01:28Why, what are you doing?

01:29I'm going to my friend's one-woman show called Three Bunnies.

01:31Oh, I saw that one last week.

01:33It's about a dinner party between the Easter Bunny, Peter Rabbit, and the Playboy Bunny,

01:37and how they've all contributed to the homogenization of our post-modern, ultra-consumerist society.

01:42For reals, it's sponsored by Urban Outfitters too.

01:44Yeah, I know.

01:45Petey. Petey. Time to go, boy.

01:48Petey? I thought your name was Petra.

01:50That's the name he gave me. I'm not into labels.

01:54Totally. I say that all the time.

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