THE BRONZE HOLE: London Man Makes Living By Making Anuses Into Bronze Butthole Ornaments

Hey, we gotta eat, right? Some of us lawyers, some of us doctors, some of us write and host weird news comedy web series. And in London, there's a man named Magnus who makes little bronze ornaments of people's buttholes. Oh, and chocolates too. Yes, he turns peoples anuses into edible chocolate anuses. So basically, he's the anti-Willy Wonka.