CAN YOU EEL THE BUM TONIGHT: Brazilian Man Shoves Eel Up Butt, Requiring Surgical Removal. Eel, Surprisingly Alive, Begs For Death.
In the city of Londrina, Brazil, a man shoved a South American Lungfish up his buttocks, requiring surgery to remove it. In other news, this is not a "bit" or a "joke" or a satirical statement, this is just actual news that actually happened.
Additional music by Kevin McLeod.
Additional music by Kevin McLeod.