THE NIGHTMARE ON HUG SEAT: Japanese Manufacturer Unveils Anti-Loneliness Doll Chair That Hugs You. Yup. Totally Not Creepy Or Nightmare-Inducing. (Goodnight!)

What's that you say- you're lonely? You're a senior citizen? You enjoy listening to old Japanese music? Perfect! Say hello to the Tranquility Chair - the new anti-loneliness chair designed just for you. What's that you say? It frightens you? TOO BAD. GET IN YOUR CHAIR AND HUG YOUR CHAIR DOLL.

Additional music by Kevin McLeod.