DICK TRACING: Guy Wants Your Money To M?a?k?e? ?P?o?t?a?t?o? ?S?a?l?a?d?. Draw Huge Penis.

Obviously inspired by the guy who recently used Kickstarter to raise over $50,000 to make potato salad, a guy named Alex Wong has launched a Kickstarter campaign of his own, aimed at raising enough funds to "draw the world's largest dick drawing." He calls it Dickstarter, and even after national attention, people aren't buying it. Humanity 1, Dickstarter Guy 0.