AYTIWS Reviews The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

For more, visit aytiws.com | Our review of the second Peter Jackson-directed Hobbit movie finds us catching up to where...at least half the mainstream press was last year, wearily resigned to watch Jackson & Co. make a three hour movie out of material that doesn't support it. Like a pie that burst in the oven, or a Baby Boomer who laughs with their mouth open, it's fillings are showing...but who cares, right? Hot Elf chick! (And Legolas is back, too...assuming you gave a crap. All the Elves I cared about were in the first movie and Galadriel barely gets a cameo in this one, so...once more unto the breach...)