I LOVE YOU, MAYONNAISE: Still Alive Man Wants to be Cremated, Stored in Mayo Jars; Local News Confuses This With Actual News; Florida: Still Florida.

Man who loves Duke's Mayonnaise has decided he wants to be cremated and stored in empty jars of said mayo. A Florida reporter confused this with news and interviewed him and his family about it. Start spreading the news, guys. (*rimshot*)