It Turns Out Actresses CAN Eat Anything As Long As It's Not Literally Anything

Jessica Paré has had a rough year. Mad Men has been on an extended hiatus and we haven't seen her in many places since it's been on break between the sixth and seventh (and final) season. Well, apparently there's an explanation for this -- and it's kinda ugly. With most celebrities, you'd be expecting scandals, drugs or pregnancy, but with Jessica Paré it's something much, much bigger. As with January Jones' major overhaul between the show's fourth and fifth season, Paré seems to have fallen into the same "The Actresses Can't Get Fat" trap. It's an urban legend that has been engrained into the collective public mindset so much so that it has reached "Shaving Makes Your Hair Grow Back Thicker" levels of ignoranc. So let this be a lesson to you, actresses -- you can't eat anything you want.