The Beard Police

  • 10 years ago
The Beard Police
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Its so annoying and disrespectful to scholars, when people think having a beard means you are a Molvi [scholar/shaykh] and that you are a perfect role model. Hopefully this video will give you some perspective and some laughs.
~Until next time, I "'beard" you farewell~

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Transcript
00:12Hey
00:12Hey
00:13Are you a Movli?
00:15What?
00:16I mean, are you some sort of Shaykh or...
00:19What makes you say that?
00:20You got a beard isn’t it?
00:21So?
00:22errr,i thought...
00:24Oh you thought
00:28You know i assumed because you look like one isn’t it?
00:30If having a few hairs on the face makes you a shaykh then even goats have beards
00:38and a few grannies
00:43You have the traits of a shaykh
00:45So if i put on an apron, does that make me a cook?
00:49If i fix a leak does that make me a plumber?
00:53If i lie does that make me a lawyer?
00:57No err, with Molvis its different innit?
01:00No its not different, people have just made it different and I don’t think its fair
01:05When we're sitting down watching the news someone will say
01:17Since when did having a beard make you perfect?
01:20We're still humans, we still make mistakes
01:23You know just because we have a few hairs on our face
01:26doesnt give us magical powers to do everything that’s correct hundred percent all of the time
01:32Students study 6-10 years learning
01:36Fiqh, tafseer, logic, seerah, tajweed, arabic, hadith
01:41being away from family, not having the comforts of their own home
01:45just to become a shaykh, an alim, a scholar, a molvi
01:49and me i just grow a few hairs and i become a shaykh
01:52how is that fair and how is does it make any sense?
01:56when you go to certain countries you'd be surprised about how they treat the deen
02:00If you're a blind person they call you a haafiz saab
02:03If you have a beard they call you a sufi saab
02:06And you get all of that, just by growing a beard
02:09Now growing a beard is not easy anyway
02:12now on top of that if someones gunning it every time someone does something wrong
02:17[gun sounds]
02:20are you doing that because you said gunning it?
02:22Yeah, funny isn’t it?
02:28So back to the point, if every time someones gunning it,
02:31then you're gonna put people off
02:33So pleaaaase don’t be that person
02:37So until next time i "beard" you farewell
02:41Did you see what i done there, you see?
02:45Asalaamu alaikum guys if you liked this video don’t forget to
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