The ANDREW WOODHOUSE STORY by STICKY FINGERS

A story of a business man who had his property burgled whilst he was asleep at his home. Woken by an alarm he went to investigate and found two men pinching diesel.
One of the men attacked Mr Woodhouse forcing him to act in self defence. however the robbers came off worse and Mr Woodhouse was arrested and charged with GBH for protecting his property. The good news is he was sent to Crown Court where he was set free :)