Talky Tycoon... (The Eatles)

Now somewhere in the Monsanto farms of St. Louis
there lived a CEO named Talky Tycoon…
And one day his sales fell off to a start-up guy, hit old Talky in the wallet...
Talky didn't like that…
He said I'm gonna get that firm…
So one day he bought the whole town…
Booked a circuit judge for a federal suit…

Talky Tycoon, sworn into courtroom,
placing his hand on the bible…
Talky had come equipped with gene gun,
his bio-ballistic revival…

This start-up it seems, had patented genes,
by stealing his farm in upheaval…
Their name was Cargill, but they called Eli Lil,
and everyone knew they were evil…

Now both attorneys were shooting the breeze,
discussing the way they would throw down…
Talky burst in and spinning a spin,
his money said this is the lowdown…
But the jury was hot, contempted his plot…
And Talky collapsed in the courtroom…
ah doo'da d'da d'da da da da…

Now reporters came in with photoshopped grin,
and proceeded to lie on the headlines…
But they said, ‘Talky the food chain ‘s fracked’…
And Talky said, “I got a Protection Act…
And I’ll do better, you’ll forget about the starving mass’s bread lines…”

And now Talky Tycoon went back to courtroom,
writing the transgenic bible…
The Justice checked out and he left us no doubt
that we’d get no help with survival…

Oh yeah, yeah… D'do d'do d'do do do do