The randy pair were bumping on down the Eisenhower expressway in a dark bluish green minivan and were spotted by another couple, who pulled up alongside to see what was going on.
Based on the voice commentary, we are guessing the female was driving and the male was handling the camera-phone. "Can you speed by?" the male passenger asks, as he positions his shot. "I got it. I totally got it. I just don't want to be looking."
The female driver then says: "But do you know we're getting the shot?" Yeah, Spielberg? How do you know we're getting the shot?"
"I'm totally getting the shot," he replies. Indeed he is. And his subjects by now realize they are being filmed and don't appear to care.
The female driver must have been a camera dolly operator in another life. She smoothly motions her vehicle into place and says: "I want to get her bouncing again."
"I'm not looking. I'm going to watch the replay tape," the man says, and the video ends shortly after.
The identities of the randy passengers are unknown. But what we do know is having sex while driving a car down a busy highway is unsafe at any speed.
First, you can't keep your eyes on the road. Second, you're a distraction to everyone else around you. They are not going to be keeping their eyes on the road either!
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