The Michael Jackson Case for Innocence (Parody)
@TheMichaelJacksonCaseforInnocence
Hello, my name is Sheryl. I'm a morally integral middle aged adult who is a proud owner of a Michael Jackson loving hamster called Gerald. After the release of Leaving Neverland, I felt deeply uncomfortable that my pet hamster was glorifying a man who was accused terrible things, but my parents always taught me to never judge a book by its cover, which led me onto a lengthy fact researching crusade, which resulted in the complete exoneration of my pet hamsters idle.